𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐇𝐢𝐦 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐠, 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐇𝐞 𝐃𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐇𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐀 𝐒𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐝 – 𝟖

This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.

In romantic relationships, it’s usually a bad sign when things come down to an ultimatum.

When one person forces the other to make an impossible choice, it’s usually a sign of larger problems in the relationship, and suddenly they all come to a head in one drastic dilemma.

When this man and his girlfriend discussed moving in together, there was a problem: his girlfriend hated his dog. So, she made him choose: it was either her or the dog…

This man and his girlfriend wanted to move in together, but she despised his beagle Molly. So she gave him a choice: her or me.

Soon after, he made this ad on Craigslist: “My girlfriend does not like my beagle Molly. SO I have to rehome her.”

“She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her for 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she’s a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done.”

“Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you’re down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!”

He concluded the post: “So…anyone interested in my 30-year-old, selfish, wicked, gold-digging girlfriend? Come and get her! Me and my dog want her rehomed ASAP!!”

LOL! That’s a tough position to be in, but it sounds like that guy definitely made the right call. Making somebody give up their pet is simply too much to ask!

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